An atheist was on a plane sitting next to a little girl when he decided to strike up a conversation. He asked the little girl,”wanna talk?”
“About what?” Asked the little girl.
“How about why there is no God, heaven or hell nor life after death.” He replied.
“Ok.” Said the little girl,”But first let me ask you a question. Horses, cows and deer all eat the same thing, grass. But deer crap out little pellets, cows make patties and horses make lumps. Why is that?”
Startled by her intelligence the man thought about it for a moment before answering, “I don’t know.”
To which the little girl responded, “You really think you are qualified to talk about God, heaven and hell and the afterlife when you dont know sh!t?”
